my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
and if you angle it right he’ll wink
oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
Spending my night ruining the free world.
you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive
You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:
“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)
So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
skeletons are idiots
how is it a skeleton but has fleshy hands
where do you even find these pictures
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
me driving away from your shitty opinion
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
Best post on tumblr omg